Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Cut to the real deal

If it’s soft, mushy romance cum family drama, Bollywood has given thy all that can possibly be fabricated. Here’s prototyping the majority of our stories

Plot- 1- Guy and girl accidentally bump into each other, have an argument……that is reason good enough to make them janam janam ke dushmann……guy tries to mess with her and gets a karaara jawab……guy full on fida with miss attitude but hamari kudi….nah not impressed…..then begin ways to pataao her….and when nothing works and he has almost given up to be a Majnoo for upto the rest of eternity, right then some gunda log enter……ladki says bachao bachao…….ladka does super sound main dishum dishum……he is 50 kilos and lifts up and beats 10 guys of 80 kilos each…..aah the power of louuuvve! Now ladki also comes line pe……Intermission…after the gaana that is!
Break ke baad- the happy happy couple break the good news to their parents and huuuge tamaasha ensues……babuji says ‘door ho jaao meri nazro se’ and keeps them vanchit of his aashirvaad. Slowly the duo display their sarvagunn sampann qualities….do super seva and lo ji baat ban gayi…and thennn …..they live happily ever after….or so we assume.
Last seen the likes in- Dil, aur bhi hai (yaad nahi aa rahe abhi)

Plot-2- This happens on a journey…train, plane, car…..kuch bhi chalega…..yes so guy and girl meet each other on one or the other mode of transport….location depending on the budget of the film…..they talk, talk and talk, then make the fraaaandsheeps, and when its time to say goodbye, they realize…Haiii! Mujhe to pyaar ho gaya! the romance, convince the other party and break all barriers...thy name is love!
Last seen the likes in- Baaton Baaton main, Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge, Hum tum, Jab we met, Mr. and Mrs. Iyer, Pyaar to hona hi tha…..hhh so many!

Plot-3- Guy loves girl……girl loves guy…..both are too sharmeela so can’t say it…..enter the little pet who does the talking for them and sets things in order. God bless Tuffy!
Last seen the likes in- Maine pyaar kiya and Hum aapke hai kaun

Plot-4- Smooth two- way traffic between guy and kanya……but turns out their families are puraane zamaane ke dushmann…..hostility gets in the way and lots of rona dhona comes around….however because our hero and heroine are….well…the hero and the heroine…..they bring the situation to their terms and most often someone at the end of this drama dies for everyone to get a reality check.
Last seen the likes in- Qayamat se qayamat tak, Saudagar, Kuch tum kaho kuch hum kahe, Hulchul, Hero No.1, Badhaai ho badhaai.

Plot-5- The prem katha of 2 lovers remains incomplete and the bonds of louuvve are so strong that they come in yet again as part of a ‘punarjanm’ to reunite. Yep fullto filmy hai!
Last seen the likes in- Kudrat, Om shanti om, Lamhe.

Plot- 6- ‘Just friends’ is the call at the start but as time goes by, chemistry strikes and things look different…..hmm ek ladka aur ek ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte! :(
Last seen the likes in- Jaane tu ya jaane na, Kuch Kuch hota hai, Mujhse dosti karoge

Plot- 7- Haan ji ye last hai! Pitaaji is a police officer with 3 kids…..chor log kill the daddy…..mummy and baccha log get lost in the storm…..30 years later they reunite….girlfriend samet…..How?......Easy! Cos they remember the song their pitaaji taught them when they were kids! Tadaa! Sab khush khush! Great big football team like huddle!
Last seen the likes in- Yaadon ki baraat, Amar akbar Anthony, Hum kisi se kam nahi

Abhi ke liye bas itna hi!

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