Saturday, April 17, 2010

Lazy stubble



Expressly for guys
Ever wondered why Rocket Singh….Salesman of the year didn’t click….despite the handsome Ranbir Kapoor in the lead? A lot of critics said it was because of a faulty script and excess bhaashan….not totally untrue…but my personal view was that the movie was pretty ok….inspiring too….in parts….so why didn’t it work?
Simple
Beause of Mr. Ranbir ka Punjabi munda look….this is the thing….and no offence….but however good looking you are..…you CANNOT and WILL NOT be able to carry off a beard and moustache…in this case turban too….can’t see your cheeks…..or your chin….. or your head…..the only thing visible is your eyes….which in the midst of all the black just might go missing too..…SO WHAT IS THE AUDIENCE SUPPOSED TO SEE FOR 3 HOURS???? YOUR NOSE?
And to top it, he is a salesman……huuuugely unattractive profession… Ever heard a girl say ‘I want to marry a salesman’ ?....Nahi na?….Bas it’s that obvious!

First of all, why do guys go in for this stubble or beard wala look at all, is something I fail to understand…..it looks so pokey pokey….so each time you touch your face…it hurts….and not to forget each time you wash your face, the water won’t even dry off.....and you can’t even wrap it up in a towel…..the more I think of it, the more it amuses me!.....and its heartbreaking to see the nicest looking people go in for this craziness….Shahid Kapoor (for his new movie….ab dekhna it will be a sure shot flop)…..Daniel Vettori (dil tod ditta mera…..I waited for ages to see him come back from the NZ tour…doing an entire ulta countdown and sabr ka phal?....Zilch!)…..Hritik (for the Pied Piper Reliance ad…couldn’t even stand to see his face…Yuck!)…..Aamir Khan (remember Mangal Pandey?...was a flop too….same reason- believe me!)

In my opinion, the ratio of good looking girls to good looking guys is pretty high…and I’m not saying this as a feminist comment….its factual reality…If you don’t think so then you are probably in denial…Well anyway, so why would the remainder good looking guys ruin their chances and give such cheap shocks???.....And who invented this concept of stubble is cool????......I am pretty certain that most girls of average intelligence and common sense would disagree with that…..It’s NOT macho and it’s NOT mature (maturity comes from head not facial hair, remember?)……just awful…..and if any girl says it otherwise, then either she is lying or is too wise and intelligent…..in which case you won’t get her anyway……Bottom line- Meri maano and keep it basic…Trust me on this!

Feel so fortunate to be a girl! Tooruroo!

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